My Dearest Nicholas, For the past ten years, I have been constantly worrying, thinking, and dreaming about you. I have thought about you every time it snowed (it snows every winter), every time I wore...

Deer Santa, For Chrismas this year I want a lot of things, espeshally becus my six birth day is in deecembr. First, I want a pet dog. My mom and dad won’t let me have one becus they don’t think I will...

Hey Santa, It is pretty obvious that I am the world’s biggest fangirl, especially when it comes to bands. With that being said, I would like to ask for presents that would rock my world. First things...

Dear Santa, I would like to ask for a few favors. First, Lucy Davis is one of the HOTTEST girls in school, and even though my mom always tells me that I’m a perfect stud muffin, let’s face it: my...

Dear Nicholas Claus, This letter serves as a notice that I will be filing a lawsuit against you for your negligence in the stated infractions that you have been getting away with for so many years. I speak...

Dear Santa, You are a liar, and I say this with good reason. This holiday season, it has dawned on me that you have promised to get every good little girl and boy what they asked for. Last Christmas,...