The 10: Bunnies

Mark Chammas, Staff Writer

April 29, 2024

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The 10: Bunnies

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10. Terraria bunny

Name a character who has gone through more pain than him. The Terraria bunny ranks lower than the Minecraft bunny, simply because Minecraft is better.
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9. American Fuzzy Lop bunny

The American Fuzzy Lop bunny is well loved and a favorite among rabbit owners. Unfortunately, he ranks low for committing tax evasion.
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8. Minecraft bunny

In the blocky, 3D world of Minecraft, players will not only find cows, pigs, and sheep, but also vibrant bunnies. The Minecraft bunny is not only cuter than the Terraria bunny, but can be one of many breeds; they rank higher for diversity.
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7. Polish rabbit

As cute and chubby as the Polish rabbit is, don’t keep any sugar around it. They are all diabetic.
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6. Trix Rabbit

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids! The Trix Rabbit earned a spot in this list for providing childhood nostalgia, nothing more and nothing less.
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5. American rabbit

Bald Eagle who? America’s true mascot is the American rabbit. Much like the American people, these bunnies are known for having a susceptibility to obesity.
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4. Bugs Bunny

Thanks to Bugs Bunny, every bunny now worries they will be discriminated against and seen as sly and mischievous. Well… he has done SOME good for the bunny community; Bugs Bunny made people realize bunnies can be clever.
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3. Panon rabbit

The Panon rabbit’s bright scarlett eyes and snow white fur make them look like royalty. This also means they are tyrannical.
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2. Statue bunny

Whether they are near a park, in a museum, or gracing a garden, statue bunnies add beauty everywhere. Statue bunnies are shy and will not interact with people, having mastered the art of standing still.
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1. Netherland Dwarf rabbit

The Netherland Dwarf rabbit earns the number one spot on this list due to being incredibly adorable and pocket sized. They are also small and demand power.

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About the Contributor

Mark Chammas, Editor in Chief

Mark Chammas is the Editor in Chief of the Tongva Times, marking his second year on the team. Outside of his journalistic pursuits, Mark enjoys fashion, reading celebrity memoirs, and listening to podcasts. He joined the newspaper out of his love for writing and his appreciation for the school paper's ability to create community. Mark aims to cover topics of personal interest and address school-related issues he believes need more attention.