By Cassidy Liu
Sports Editor
Dear Santa,
No offense Santa, but I really think you need to step up your game. For the past three years now I have been wishing for the same thing- a handsome 6’2 Korean idol who lives in Korea- and you still have not granted me my wish. How difficult could it possibly be to secure this present, I have already given you three years!
It has been about ten years since I left you cookies, but it is not my fault my parents are convinced I am going to start a fire if I bake.
Anyways, I know you are always swamped around this time, but please take my only wish into consideration. I have been a wonderful girl patiently waiting for you to grant my wish for years, so do not fail me or else I will start to doubt whether you truly exist!
Much love,
Cassidy Liu