By Vanessa Wu
Staff Writer
Dear Santa,
I’ve never done the whole “writing a letter to Santa” thing, but I guess there’s a first for everything. I’ve been asking for Christmas presents for quite a few years now but got nothing in return.
To be honest with you, I never believed you were real. Sometimes I question your ethnicity. I know you’re supposed to be a big, fat, white male that grants everyone’s wishes, but I swear I’ve seen Asian Santa.
I also know you have the whole “naughty or nice list.” Why does that determine if I get a present or not? Maybe the reason that I haven’t received my presents is because I’ve been naughty. I disagree. Apart from procrastinating on my college apps and all of my homework, I should be considered on your nice list. In conclusion, I won’t be wanting gifts for Christmas as I know I won’t be getting any. Thank you, next.
Sincerely,
Vanessa Wu
