With summer upon us and the end of school in sight, who doesn’t want to take a nice, brisk swim somewhere? I mean, it’s not like you can’t swim or something, right? That would be hilarious, like who can’t swim…
Swimming pools of these stuff probably aren’t that common, but that makes it all the more exciting.
10. Radioactive Water
Last year, Japan released nuclear wastewater from the decommissioned Fukushima plant. China criticized the decision even though they do the same thing every year and their radioactive water is more dangerous. L choice all things considered.
9. Melted Chocolate
In the first Charlie and Chocolate Factory, the chocolate river was actual. Still, it soon spoiled into a rotting sludge strewn with other trash. This was the liquid that Michael Böllner, playing Augustus Gloop, had to fall into multiple times for filming. We should listen to Gloop’s lesson: a melted chocolate river is a stupid idea.
8. Mud
Speaking of brown, viscous sludge, people PAY to be dunked into a vat of dirt and water. At least you can make this stuff at home.
7. Swimming pool… no, a bathtub
It may be a little small, but it’s more than cozy.
6. Acetone
Good old nail polish remover, you can’t beat that smell! It will probably be removing a lot more nail polish though…
5. Gold Coins
Live out your wildest dreams as a fabulously rich duck, swimming lavishly in your wealth. Also die, because diving headfirst into a vat of heavy, gold coins will kill you.
4. $100 Bills
For those who want to be rich like Mr. Number 5 from “One Piece”. Just be careful, a radical arson group might decide to set all your precious Benjamins on fire.
3. Nacho Cheese
Gooey, cheesy, nachoey. Every kid dreams of getting a full jar of that Kraft nacho cheese they put in every nacho’s Lunchables. But forget eating it. It also happens to be the perfect consistency for swimming.
2. Normal Water
For making up 70% of the Earth’s surface and being crucial to all life on Earth, water’s kind of the GOAT. But it’s nothing compared to…
1. Dasani Water
With new, Dasani brand swimming pool water, you can have it all! It has all the purified, refined taste of sodium chloride, the thrill of paying for overpriced water, and best of all, supporting the Coca-Cola company. Forget about an Aquafina brand swimming pool, we have Dasani at home.
